Back Off Brussels!
Great Britain has a long and proud history of being nothing to do with Europe. The only time we have anything to do with Europe is when:
  1. They're in the middle of making some terrible mistake that they can't spot for themselves and we have to step in to help them out of their own mess
  2. When it's the football - which we invented
  3. It's time to go on holiday
 
So, why on earth they think they have any say in the way we should do thing’s I don't know. In fact they owe it to us to back off. This why we say:
Back Off Brussels!
TRUTH!
Human rights! In Britain we have managed perfectly well without any right’s, let alone human ones, people in this country have been happy to not be classed as human for many centuries now.
This why we say: BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
The British have always driven on this side of the road, because it is safer, anyone British who goes abroad can tell you how dangerous it is them all on the wrong side of the road! BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
Banana’s are bendy, and have been ever since the British discovered the banana plant. BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
The Euro must not come into Britain not just because it's something the Belgians came up with but because tourist’s might realise how much they're being ripped off when they come over here. BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
The Magna Carta clearly states that there should be no taxation without representation, that the king's powers are framed within the rule of law, and that we should "please keep off the grass". In Europe they have liberte fraternite and egalite and no grass in their parks – do you want to play bowls in the dirt like they do in France? No. BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
The Channel Tunnel was only built [by British engineers – don’t forget when they finished it our lads were only one inch out, the French a whole two and a half centimetres!!] so French people could come and see what they’re missing. Surely by now we have made our point? Time to brick it up! BACK OFF BRUSSELLS!
TRUTH!
There is no German word for happy! BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
TRUTH!
We can’t have a European Army, on the simple grounds that we have beaten every European army there has been, adn we know how hopeless they all are. BACK OFF BRUSELS!

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